Your Questions

Robert, I am finally responding to the questions YOU asked. I have already responded to the rest of the letter. Here goes: 1. How long do my dirty underwear have to lie on the floor before you pick them up? It depends on WHAT floor they are lieing on. If they are in the living room (and especially the kitchen floor) I will pick them up immediately. However, if they are in the bedroom, you will get tired of them soon enough. If I am doing laundry than I will collect it no matter where it's at. (I can't believe I am talking about dirty underwear!!!) 2. How loudly can I burp at the dinner table without getting glared at? I am not sure what the right answer is for this one. My dad will sometimes do it just to get my mom to glare at him. He loves "dipping her pigtails in the ink well." My mother is an overly couth person at times and figures that my dad has none. If she paid it no attention, my dad would probably never do it again. 3. Will you do everything mommy did for me? Only if you do everything daddy did for me. He used to cradle me when I was young and he always offered his arm to me when we were watching a movie together late at night. He also bought me almost everything I wanted. (I am joking, I'm not THAT spoiled.) When I was about 3 years old I used to ask, "Daddy, do you have any money?" If he replied yes, or if I knew there was change in his pockets I would yell, "Goody, I get a slurpee!" My dad constantly reminds me of this. He often tells me that I learned how to get money out of him early. In all reality, my dad has let me earn things and that way they are more valuable to me, but I have always been, and always will be, daddy's little girl. You spoil me just fine too. (You asked me to marry you, see, I always get what makes me happy.) 4. How long do I have to pause between stations before I can change the channel again? As long as you want to. Unless, that is, I actually like the show, than of course you would actually have to stop. I don't think this will ever be a problem because I have a feeling we will be more movie-oriented. I haven't watched a lot of T.V. since we got over our televisionism problem in South Carolina. I am sure that there are many other activities we will be doing. 5. How many times will I have to do the dishes? How many times will I have to unstop the sink/bathtub/toilet/shower? I know that this isn't an exact number. Surely I will be forced to do these sometimes when you are home, but you will probably do dishes under the same conditions. I guess it goes back to the "roles of men and women." 6. How clean will you keep my room? Just as clean as you keep mine. 7. What's the biggest truck you will let me buy? As big a truck that won't put us into serious debt. 8. Can you sometimes go to church FOR me when football is on? Only if you can go to school for ME when I want to sleep in. 9. How often are you going to make me bathe? Any time you stink. I don't think I will ever have a problem with this one. All I have to do is get a house without air conditioning. 10. What cuss words CAN I use? !@#$@#$@#%$*&#@. that's it. 11. How often do you want to go to the monster truck rallies? Never been, honestly, I will try anything once. 12. How often do you want to go to World Wrestling Federation matches? Okay, so I lied. You won't get me to go to this. 13. How many downs to you get before you have to punt? At the fourth down, you don't HAVE to punt. 14. If you decide to work, can I stay home? Should I even justify this one with an answer? 15. How often do you read Sports Illustrated? Never. No one in my family ever did. How about you? 16. Do I have to buy you flowers? Can't I just point them out to you in the store as we pass by? When we are poor, all I need is to be with you. Well that was all the questions. Towards the end my answers got shorter, but the questions didn't take much thought. I love you. I have to go to work in a half an hour. I want to get to some of your more serious mail though. I will send this off, but not without telling you again that I love you. I love you. Your eternal mate, Wanda